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I only have my mobile to communicate so please send asks if u need me to reply to something. And I probably won’t be on for a while due to no Internet or something

My Room Mate's Logic
  • Her:

    Wake the fuck up and et dressed dude, breakfast is in 30 minutes and they're not gonna wait for you and I don't want everyone to wait for you to because everyone'll be really pissed.

  • Me:

    Or you can trust that I know what I'm doing and look out for yourself.

  • Her:

    Or I can trust that you're an internet junkie. I'm just watching out for other's it's common courtesy.

  • Her:

    You're just cranky because it's early.

Reblog if it’s okay to befriend you.

Bitch, I’m a friendly motherfucker

thetriplesthreat:

canadia-eh:

miss-moira:

chongthenomad:

dreammaker-heartbreaker:

ashappyasdisney:

disneyforeverlives:

Oh my gosh

‘Ohana means family.
Family means nobody gets left behind.
Or forgotten.

brb
/sobbing/
/dehydration/
/severe dehydration/
/dies/

“…what it’s just Lilo touching an old man’s-
oh my god.”

I got it right away… T-T

thetriplesthreat:

canadia-eh:

miss-moira:

chongthenomad:

dreammaker-heartbreaker:

ashappyasdisney:

disneyforeverlives:

Oh my gosh

‘Ohana means family.

Family means nobody gets left behind.

Or forgotten.

brb

/sobbing/

/dehydration/

/severe dehydration/

/dies/

“…what it’s just Lilo touching an old man’s-

oh my god.”

I got it right away… T-T